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Just a quickie here... [15 Nov 2004|09:01am] 1,000+ US soldiers dead is a moral issue. 100,000+ Iraqi dead is a moral issue. Not providing the necessary gear to troops sent to battle is a moral issue. Using the tragedy of 9/11 to justify more death is a moral issue. Using lies to justify war on another country is a moral issue. Not bringing the perpetrator of 9/11 to justice is a moral issue. Twisting law to fit your own needs is a moral issue. Misusing government power to attempt and write pious beliefs into law is a moral issue. What the fuck is wrong with you, America? 5 midgets spanked|Want to spank a midget?

[08 Nov 2004|07:47am] Had a good weekend with Nancy. Stayed over Friday and Saturday nights and she made me this stuff called chilequiles (sp?). We went to the museum in Hyde Park and ate at this place called Soul Vegetarian East which was really good. It's been four weeks now and I'm still crazy about her. I totally lucked out in finding her. I think that the three and a half years of total hell with Louise were just to make me realize what a great catch Nancy is. Want to spank a midget?

Surrounded by assholes [08 Nov 2004|07:42am] Jesus, whether it's red states, a shitty coworker, or a shitty rommmate, it seems as if I'm surrounded by assholes. My stress level is way too high. Ashley still has no job and is hiding in her room non-stop. (The hiding part is fine.) Last night, she decided to clean some of her months-old food (barely eaten) out of the fridge. She left the tuuperware containers with the food still in it in the kitchen sink and then left for the night. I'm willing to bet that when I get home tonight, they'll still be in the sink. I'll throw them in the trash if they are. Now I also have this cockbag at work I have to deal with. This jackass named Ryan who never says a word to me unless it's to tell me I did something wrong. He won't just politely tell you, "You forgot to patch in a deck control cable," nope. He'll be snotty about it. When I started working there, I tried to be nice and make some small talk with him, but he cut every conversation down by not saying anything. I don't know what I did to the guy, but I'm sick of his shit. Goddamnit, I wish I had a billy club to beat these people with. 6 midgets spanked|Want to spank a midget?

[03 Nov 2004|11:57pm] I'm completely mortified at this country right now. 4 midgets spanked|Want to spank a midget?

Fucking Tuesdays... [27 Oct 2004|12:53am] I hate Tuesdays. They're my longest day and it ends with the longest class I have which is also the absolute worst class I have. I'm never in a good mood when I get home on these nights. I just want to be left alone. So of course tonight, Ashley wants to talk to me about this Digital Dada club that Monika's starting at Columbia. She starts going on about who should be vice president, treasurer, secretary, etc. All of a sudden, she's got a million and one ideas for the thing. Guiri guiri guiri. I just want to be left alone. I also just want this club to be simple. I've got too much other stuff to worry about right now. I'm stretched thin as it is. So of course, I'm tired as hell and unresponsive, and Ashley says, "Do you not want e in this club?" What the fuck? I'm the one who introduced her to Monika so she could be in this thing! Silly me, I should've been jumping up and down with excitement because Ash had ideas. God fucking forbid that I be totally exhauseted from a fucking 13 hour day of working and the most horrible class ever in the history of the civilized world. So, I try to explain to her that I'm tired and Tuesday nights are the absolute worst time to talk to me about anything at all, but she won't even let me finish. "Fine, I won't be in the club." What a fucking spoiled little child. I try to explain again, but it's the same thing, so I just tell her, "Fuck you." Of course, she's upset now and honestly, i could give a fuck. I like Ashley a lot, but this bullshit thing she has with taking everything so motherfucking personally drives me up the wall. I'm not sure I even want to work on anything with her again because of this shit. I don't want to have to worry about her taking something completely the wrong way and having to waste time putting band-aids on her fragile little ego. Fucking hell, where are the people who can take the least little challenge? Anyway, in other, more happier news, Nancy and I exchanged our first "I love you's" last night. It was sweet. sleepy now, -K 7 midgets spanked|Want to spank a midget?

Fidget is here! [18 Oct 2004|12:31am] Yep, Tom brought li'l fidget by this afternoon. As soon as he arrived, he went nuts running back and forth discovering every nook of the new place. Then, the other 2 cats proceeded to hiss at him a lot. I think they'll warm up Holy crap, he just jumped on my shoulder from the futon. Scared the hell outta me. Anyway, Fidget is adjusting by being the energetic li'l kitten that he is. In other news, things with Nancy and me have gotten serious. I spent the night last night and we've officially broken out the girlfriend and boyfriend labels. Like I've said before, she's an amzing woman. I can't believe how much I lucked out with her. Anyway, I'm very sleepy and have to wake up for work at 7am. Oh yeah, before I forget: Go check out Habibi (I don't know the code for LJ users and am too tired to look it up) and Artvamp's Sleaze Z Fest at Heaven Gallery this Saturday night. Then go check out the Movieside festival at the Darkroom for fre the Sunday night. DO IT! 1 midget spanked|Want to spank a midget?

Best Weekend Ever! [12 Oct 2004|03:02am] The film festival was a success! I had between 40-50 people show up and brought in $264 in admission. Of course, after splitting with the gallery and Ashley for her her help in booking, I was left with $66 plus film submission fees. Making money without working for the man, is awesome, if low-paying. The gallery wants to do it again, so maybe in 6 months I'll do another. (This semester is crazy busy, so I'd be better off waiting until then.) If my Friday night wasn't awesome enough, my Saturday was even better. I met this girl, Nancy, who's just amazing. It was our first date and went well. We spent 11 hours together. Our next date is for this Saturday. I know this is a short entry, but I'm up way past my bedtime. 1 midget spanked|Want to spank a midget?

[03 Oct 2004|08:58am] I had a dream last night that it was snowing today. I think it was because I was freezing in my sleep since we have no gas or heat in the apartment. I hope People's Energy die. Want to spank a midget?

A Dirty Shame [01 Oct 2004|07:38pm] I can't believe people are giving this bad reviews. Are they even familiar with John Waters' films? A Dirty Shame has to be the best damn movie he's made in awhile. Maybe the telling fact is that so many people don't like it. I think that's the true sign that he's finally returned to his true 70's era form. Don't believe the bullshit! A Dirty Shame is funny as hell and full of the sick humor that I find endearing. I mean, you have a sexual jesus picture! When you see it, look for all the parallels to the gospel. ALSO! Just to remind you freaks out there, my film festival is screening at Heaven Gallery (1550 N Milwaukee) October 8th at 9PM! I know the next debate is on at that time, but you can tape that! Come see my festival! I've got almost 2 hours of awesome stuff! Come fucking see it! Want to spank a midget?

[29 Sep 2004|11:55pm] Great, now my gas is out and I can't cook anything. We never received any bills from People's and now they shut us off. Damnit, 2 midgets spanked|Want to spank a midget?

Damn bike chains... [29 Sep 2004|10:19pm] So, I decided to bike to school today since I had gotten spoiled with the immediacy of cycling as compared to the slow and crowded hell that is CTA. I stopped in at Helix to pick up some media first, but that's besides the point. Anyway, I get to Lasalle and Jackson and my bike chain pops off the front gear. This usually happens once per every two rides. I flip the bike, get the chain back on the gear and flip back up. I get one turn of the pedals before the chain pops off again. Long story short, the damn chain popped off 4 times and would not stay on. I had to take my bike on the CTA the rest of the way and leave it at school until a little while ago when Rob helped me get it back home. Does anyone know anything about why this would happen and how to fix it? I'm trying to avoid paying a bike mechanic if I can help it. Thanks! Want to spank a midget?

Hiatus at an end [28 Sep 2004|11:39pm] Hey, I know it's been a while, but I was taking an unannounced 2-month hiatus. I was putting up with some crap and whatnot and for two weeks, I was out of town without any internet access. Anyway, I'm back in action. I've got some personal journal entries from the past few weeks I might throw up here for shits and giggles. Also, the film festival that I've been curating is finally going to screen. Come on down to Heaven Gallery (1550 N Milwaukee Ave, 2nd floor) at 9pm on October 8th and check out the 730 Film Festival! You'll get to see some cool stuff, including a piece or two by me! The admission is a suggested donation of $7. (If you can't do $7, pay what you can.) More tomorrow. Oh yeah, Fidget the kitty will be coming to live with me this weekend! Yay, Fidget! 5 midgets spanked|Want to spank a midget?

[29 Jul 2004|07:40pm] My 29th birthday is tomorrow. Yep, I'm gonna be all 29 and shit. So far, my big exciting plans are to take part in the Critical Mass ride. That's pretty much it. I'll probably paint the apartment some too since I'm the only one here to do it. (Lisa was to do some before going to Milwaukee today and slept through the day instead. Yay!) I wish I could say that my birthday night tomorrow night would be more exciting, but it isn't. I don't know anyone who's going to be around to do anything with. Poo. Maybe something will happen after the ride... 12 midgets spanked|Want to spank a midget?

[28 Jul 2004|07:26pm] So, I'm going to take the kitten in. I met with Tom yesterday to deliver some audio copies I made for a friend of his and he gave me a ride home. He had brought the kitten with him and I think it's valid to say that the kitty adopted me. The whole ride, he's crawling over me, nuzzling me, and then falls asleep on my lap. How could I say no? Tom rocks. He's going to take the little guy to the vet to get up to date on all his shots and neutered for me, as well as hook me up with some kitty food. 10 midgets spanked|Want to spank a midget?

[26 Jul 2004|04:07pm] I got a call from Tom Pallazolo today. This past Friday night, while returning from an art opening that he and his wife had some pieces at (of which their pieces were the among the few that didn't bore me; so much of the work was too timid) they found a little kitten in the middle of Augusta Ave. Tom stopped his car, and rescued the little guy. The kitten is doing well. However, here's the thing: their cat doesn't like the presence of the little kitten too much and so Tom asked me if I could take him in. I'm really torn about it. I mean, it's only been three weeks since Mitzi passed and I still miss my kitty like crazy. I want to help the kitten out, but I don't want to feel like I'm replacing Mitzi. Mitzi was the best kitty ever. Sigh, I don't know. Any opinions? 5 midgets spanked|Want to spank a midget?

[22 Jul 2004|12:36am] Jesu Krispies, I'm bored off my ass. I totally frittered my night away. Dangit. Air America radio's been talking a lot about Fox News lately. Bashing the hell out of them. I'm glad. Fuck Fox News. Want to spank a midget?

[15 Jul 2004|03:09am] Francesco Dellamorte is your name, and killing zombies is your game. Living at Buffalora Cemetery, where the dead rise quite frequently, you know how to take care of zombies. Yes, you are definitely a bad ass. Too bad your sexy model girlfriend is a zombie. The Zombie Movie Survival Quiz brought to you by Quizilla Want to spank a midget?

[13 Jul 2004|12:28pm] So the Senate is voting on its bullshit marriage amendment tomorrow. I'm quite sure it won't pass, but I have to ask two questions: First, How exactly would this amendment "protect the institution of marriage" when it denies certain people the right to marry? I mean, check the statistics, people. The divorce rate has been around 50% for YEARS and we know that those marriages weren't gay marriages. Seems to me that this threat from which marriage needs so much protection is coming from another place. Second, Republicans are the ones pushing this thing. Aren't these guys the ones who talk so much about smaller government? About how they're going to get the government off of our backs? Hmm...I don't know about you, but trying to pass an amendment banning people they don't like from getting married doesn't sound like smaller government to me. Hey, maybe they meant smaller-minded government. Do you see what happens when you put a burnt out, spoiled brat, Bible-thumper in the White House? 9 midgets spanked|Want to spank a midget?

[06 Jul 2004|06:58pm] [ mood | sad ] Mitzi died on July 4th. for those of you who don't know, she's the cat in the picture accompaning this post. I was there when she passed. I've no idea how sick she had gotten, only that two days before, she was acting like she was doing fine. I honestly think it was her flea allergy that got her. The day before, she was acting tired and where she was sleeping on the tub had the rusty stain that usually appears when she's got a bad flea problem. The morning of the 4th, she was looking really bad. Her eyes were glazed, her breathing was fast and shallow, and she couldn't walk steady. I called the Anti-Cruelty Society and found out I couldn't bring her in until the next morning. I made plans with Erik to catch a ride there. When i got home later from buying paint for my new room, Mitzi was laying in the bathroom in the same condition. I pet her a bit and then grabbed a shower. When i got out, she was making this noise, kind of like a half growl/half meow. I pet her again to calm her down. She looked up, but her eyes were so glassy, I couldn't tell if she was able to see me or not. She made one last sound and then stopped breathing. I spent the next couple hours or so bawling non-stop. She was my friend of 16 years. she had always been a highly affectionate and loyal cat. Sure, she could drive you nuts with her persistence and constant meowing for fresh water, but when she slept on your lap, or you woke up to her chewing on your hair, it was all worthwhile. I remember when I was in high school, she would wait for me outside every morning and walk with me up to the bus stop. Every morning like clockwork. I'd get about 10 feet out the door and she'd come running up, meowing for attention. I'd pick her up and she'd start kneading me with her little paws. I never got to see her as a kitten, although i wished many times I could've known what she was like when she was palm-sized. One time, in 2000, she ran away. I was freaked out and worried that I'd never see her again. i put up signs all over the neighborhood that ended up getting ignored. Two weeks later, I get home from work and there she is on my doorstep, just waiting for me as if nothing happened. Ashley's family offered their backyard garden for Mitzi to rest in and yesterday evening, she was buried there. She has a little gargoyle to watch over her and some nice flowers planted above her that will have her in them when they're fully grown. I miss my kitty. 30 midgets spanked|Want to spank a midget?

[24 Jun 2004|11:34pm] So I started cycling again after a 5 year hiatus from it. I got hit by a car back in '99 (althought it wasn't bad) and it wigged me out. Yesterday was my first real ride. I must've biked around for 90 minutes. I was surprised that my stamina was still decent. Well, today my right leg was a bit sore. Then this evening, I had to run to the store for cereal (because cereal is important, you know) and now both of my legs are fuckin' killing me. Goddamnit. Speaking of bike-things, I'm helping shoot footage of Critical Mass' monthly ride tomorrow afternoon. That should be fun. I'll be running ahead of the ride on foot and CTA to get reaction shots. If my legs weren't sore as a bastard, I'd like to ride instead. Anyway, that's about it. Want to spank a midget?

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