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| User: | scatteredashes (263720)
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| Name: | Konrad |
| Location: | Chicago, Illinois, United States |
| Birthdate: | 1975-07-30 |
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| scatteredashes | @ | livejournal.com (Jabber) |
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| ICQ UIN: |  286625356 (User Profile) |
| Bio: | Born from the womb of an armadillo and fathered by the Bat Boy himself, Konrad was destined for a life of obscure mediocrity in a world of horny midget latex fetishists.
Unfortunately, reality offered something else of a more sinister variety...Big Eyed Koala Bears! They tried to devour Konrad's baby flesh, soiled diaper and all, but he was rescued by an elderly quadraplegic with anger management issues and a lactose intolerance.
Years later, Konrad came onto the film scene armed with only the Sharpie marker that he vandalized bathroom stalls with.
Feel blessed with this sacred knowledge! Blessed!
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| Interests: | 77: 24, akira kurosawa, amateur porn, anti-corporate, art, avid, bella morte, bjork, cartoons, cats, chicago, chuck paluhniuk, cinematography, city of lost children, composing, cronenberg, darren aronofsky, david lynch, david mamet, dead alive, dirty jokes, drawing, fight club, film, film editing, filmmaking, final cut pro, foriegn films, girls with glasses, godard, guitar, gwar, hitchcock, horror, independent film, independent films, industrial, ingmar bergman, jack kerouac, john waters, john woo, kittens, literature, lords of acid, making movies, midgets, movies, music, neil gaiman, peter jackson, politics, porn, portishead, raleigh, sam raimi, sex, sisters of mercy, stan brakhage, subversives, surrealism, synthpop, the faint, the onion, the simpsons, tiamat, tool, troma, twin peaks, urban legends, vegetarianism, wesley willis, white stripes, women, woody allen, writing, zim, zombies. |
| Schools: | None listed |
| Friends: |  | 136: | 5500, 7h3ataris, __ardor, ac_fever, airscale, alchea, alexeye, alisteningear, amasne, anamatria, angelpv, ani_freq, another_ache, artvamp, artzyelf, ashcanprobably, astrokaiju, atheenah, bad_james, bastnoir, bellz, bestfaceforward, boomtownrat, brandyy, breezygirl, brokenfilter, buckwild3, cagny, can_o_beans, car_dance, chibimermaid, claudelemonde, corsakti, costello1177, cuterthan, dahlink, damadei, dandycat, darkdork, deadincaptivity, dr_monkey, faeriez, falls2climb, fantabulous, flummoxicated, freedomsring, garnetgirlrp, gashlycrumb, gazman, gimpie, girlynothappy, glamourpuss74, grammarpuss, grayglow, gynomitesunshin, habibi, henwy, herfierceness, ilwitchgrrl, ismene, jazzspazz, jensantarelli, jkatj, joeyhemlock, jola, jsmusic, jttutone, kaneda006, karlaanne, kimsterann, kisbundas, lady_lion, lastscion, leb_monkeyboy, lovingslave, magikstah, mandermu, manoosha, mattstratton, meggygirl, metaforce, miasmicnectar, mmhnto, monkeywaffle, moonfl0wer, moshing_nekked, mother_margaret, murriel, nyterhaven, octoberasteria, operate_x, otherwaitress, petrochile, phlopie, phoenix_echelon, pizzalero, playingbyheart, postmoderngirl, punkfilmgeek, pynk_tea_garbo, reqforadream, runawaytoday, satanicsweater, savagemutha, savethesnails, serra_bellum, sneakybat, sogi, solocosmo, soulone, spiritobello, starrbryte, stefibles, strspiral, sugarplum708, suicide_angel, svenny, taci, tertium_quid, that_girl_lola, thchunkiemunkie, thegeeklife, tofu_tuesday, travelingstar, undeaderotica, vampyvixen, vinyldolly, vnvwhore, walltalker, willothewizp, wofolk, youngstarlet, z0mbiefucker, zero_never, zoltara, zombieinferno |  | 9: | chicago_books, chicago_club, chicago_college, chicago_films, chicago_girls, chicagomeetup, chicagoveggie, chigothloli, columbiacollege |
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| Friend of: | 63: 7h3ataris, ac_fever, almeda, amasne, anamatria, angelpv, artzyelf, astrokaiju, atheenah, bellz, boomtownrat, buckwild3, capital_you, claudelemonde, cleopatrapat, clitorisorusrex, corsakti, cuterthan, damadei, deadincaptivity, fantabulous, freedomsring, gigantor_nc, gimpie, girlynothappy, gynomitesunshin, isgid, jazzspazz, jkatj, joesmith1999, jsmusic, jttutone, kaneda006, karlaanne, leb_monkeyboy, magikstah, manoosha, miasmicnectar, monkeywaffle, mother_margaret, murriel, otherwaitress, petrochile, pouringraine, pynk_tea_garbo, randomcha, reqforadream, savethesnails, sewercat, sirenextreme, solocosmo, soulone, spiritobello, that_girl_lola, tofu_tuesday, travelingstar, undeaderotica, vampyvixen, vnvwhore, willothewizp, wofolk, z0mbiefucker, zero_never |
| Member of: | 13: artfilm101, chicago_books, chicago_club, chicago_college, chicago_films, chicago_gothic, chicago_party, chicagomeetup, chicagoveggie, chigothloli, cinema_obscura, columbiacollege, paidmembers |
| Account type: | Basic Account |
