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Created on 2001-07-21 19:03:47 (#263720), last updated 2004-11-15
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Basic Info| Name: | Konrad |
|---|---|
| Birthdate: | 07-30 |
| Location: | Chicago, Illinois, United States |
BioBorn from the womb of an armadillo and fathered by the Bat Boy himself, Konrad was destined for a life of obscure mediocrity in a world of horny midget latex fetishists.
Unfortunately, reality offered something else of a more sinister variety...Big Eyed Koala Bears! They tried to devour Konrad's baby flesh, soiled diaper and all, but he was rescued by an elderly quadraplegic with anger management issues and a lactose intolerance.
Years later, Konrad came onto the film scene armed with only the Sharpie marker that he vandalized bathroom stalls with.
Feel blessed with this sacred knowledge! Blessed!
Unfortunately, reality offered something else of a more sinister variety...Big Eyed Koala Bears! They tried to devour Konrad's baby flesh, soiled diaper and all, but he was rescued by an elderly quadraplegic with anger management issues and a lactose intolerance.
Years later, Konrad came onto the film scene armed with only the Sharpie marker that he vandalized bathroom stalls with.
Feel blessed with this sacred knowledge! Blessed!
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